As you can no doubt see, I've put up my webcam! Now, you too have the ability, nay, privilege of seeing me sit around in my underwear, pick my nose, and make faces at the camera. Mhumm. I just had an idea. Maybe I should start one of those "cam girl" websites and make lots of cash!
Whiteboy ____: see a homegrown geek cook in his own juices for just $29.95! Parental supervision required. Void where prohibited. Illegal in Idaho. May require assembly. Batteries not included.